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** Specialists in the languages of Northern Finland. Karelian, Northern Sami, Inari Sami and Skolt Sami. Written and verbal translations. Specialised tours. https://www.norphin.com edwin.schmidt@ eemale.fn POIUYTRE

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** We sell a novel type of pencil sharpener worked by microwaves. No dirty carbon or woodshavings left. Save on office cleaners. https://www.micps.com Barry.wellington@anymail.com LKJHGFDS

** Champagne. I open bottles of champagne at weddings and other sacred feasts. No spilled bubbly at ten quid a cubic centimetre. Nothing on the wife's wedding dress. Extra volume cork popping. Contact Marco dePolo at 0342 123456 (before 8 pm.) FREDWSQA

** Needle threading business. We supply needles ready threaded. Many sizes of needles - almost any type of thread. Or send your own materials and our ChatBot powered Camel Threading Gizmo will do the job. 27 GBP per hundred. https://www.camelthredder.co.uk or contact Mrs Burgglestoffer at 87 2433 564 GTRFNBVG

** Gloochuzer. We sell software for Windows, Mac and iPhones to help you select the best glue to joing two surfaces. Https://www.glueselekt.com Dr Paste 07 1234567890 LKJUHGYT

** The new old radiator design. All domestic heating engineers seem to sell single pass metallic raiators which are also nearly always covered by the lounge curtains thus sending some of the heat out of the window. On the other hand all industrial radiators have finned tubes and a fan. Look inside you internal combustion car. So now we are going to sell a self contained electric heater plus funned radiator with wheels. Put it where you want.Inside the room and outside the curtains. Feel the heat. https://www.newfangelheat.com bill.frood@fmail.net ZXCVFDSA

NOTE : THE ABOVE ADVERT WOULD NOT BE ACCEPTED BECAUSE IT IS TOO LONG

** Thread Analysis We take any bolt or screw or nut and tell you its exact designation. https://tatatata.com g.jones@gmayle.com MZXCLASD